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Mommy Cusses
Chronicle Books

Mommy Cusses

16

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Mommy Cusses is a laugh-out-loud parenting humor book built around real-talk quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes for new mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of it all. The format is snackable, quizzes, "mom-tivities," and lists like "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together", which is ideal for the mom who doesn't have time to read a real book but desperately needs a solidarity moment. Illustrated throughout and packaged in a compact trim size that fits in a diaper bag, it's the spiritual successor to Go the F*ck to Sleep, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and zero sentimentality. For the new-ish mother, the exhausted friend, or the baby shower where someone needs permission to admit this is hard.

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Please allow five to seven business days for us to prepare your order. Complimentary shipping from $125. Returnable within thirty days for store credit, unopened. Our returns policy.

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Mommy Cusses
16